Opportunitwat 

Women that men pick up at the end of the night which otherwise would not be possible.

Last night opportunitwat knocked. You know that hot bitch Cindy? Well she was blacked out and I took her home! *High five*

Opportunitwat by Psilosapien October 2, 2010

opportunibate 

When you masturbate, not because you're horny, but because it's the only chance you'll have all day.

I had only 5 free minutes this morning so I decided to opportunibate.

opportunibate by CultPhenomenon December 29, 2016

opportunitities 

The opportunity to see breasts.

I'll have some serious opportunitities after my second date tonight!

opportunitities by chifish August 24, 2017

Opportunitang 

When the opportunity for tang or poontang is foreseeable. More commonly used where the moment of opportunity is slim, usually the phrase "the opportunitang of a lifetime!" would be used here.

See also opporpoonity

Dude, Sarah was so drunk at that party last night when you were at home playing Starcraft. There was such opportunitang there and you missed it.

Dude, just got a text, my girlfriend's lost her birth control pills, but she's still protected for the next 12 hours, g2g take this opportunitang while I still can.

Brb - opportunitang.

Opportunitang by iamthesocklord August 19, 2010

opportunititties 

When you get an opportunity to see some tiddies

Dude one: hey you tryna go to the strip club or sum thing

Dude two: hell yea man you know I don’t say no to any opportunititties

opportunititties by Girl genius aye February 24, 2018

Opportunitarian 

A person who eats whatever that is available on every opportunity he gets

Lera said she doesn't eats chicken but i saw her eating KFC yesterday. She is such a opportunitarian

Opportunitarian by Thegramalectiction March 28, 2020