Rusty opossum, a person who can be… strict!! But also a normal person, unless you count the minion obsession. Rusty opossum is an online persona of a gay guy, their nickname could be Mel, poopsykins, or another name. After all, Rusty opossum does not exist. Rusty opossum is just an online persona. Rusty opossum is a friend of yours.
Lilly: OMG THER GOES RUSTY OPOSSUM!
Ted: smh they’re so mean…
by Zyxlot May 1, 2022
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Slang; used to describe one of the fattest asses one has ever seen.
Jee willikers... look at the swamp opossum on her...
by Tomkittycat February 6, 2020
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noun= a word used to describe promiscuous women who are more sexual than hoodrats. Since opossums are sneaky, night animals, so are hood opossums. Since opossums play dead, so do hood opossums by trying to be lowkey.
Man, I thought that girl was a straight hoodrat, but when I got her in bed, she was a hood opossum.
by amabeezy February 16, 2011
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Looking for opossums at night with a spotlight, and running after them and kicking them.
David Beckham can sure kick a soccer ball, but he's not opossum kicking material.
by Matt Nieboer September 22, 2007
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Opossum ReachAround is a third wave punk band from Champaign, Illinois. They formed in 1997 when leader singer Koog Dancer teamed up with Bassist Ace Remington and his little brother- thrombonist Julian Trane. They soon hired a drummer who goes only by the name of Shocker. They infuse tradition German Black Forest Oompah Band music with New Orleans funeral dirge. Their music has been compared to the Rolling Stones, the Toadies, Flogging Molly, the Toy Dolls, Liuetenant Pigeon, the Meat Puppets, .38 Special, Type O Negative, Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band, and the cast of Friends. They are currently on tour in Sweden. In their free time, the band enjoys Agave Wheat Ale, watching competitive curling on TV, and building custom pinewood derby cars for unfortunate children. Singles for the band include: "Three Horses and No Saddle", Jump over my Feelings", "Inside the Roof", "Fire Control Radar", "Tinfoil Hat", "New Beer at Old Settlers", "Floating on Substance Abuse", "Frankstick Lightning Rod", "Cane Toad Massacre", and "The Handyman's Bullet".
Did you see Opossum ReachAround last night at Friar Tuck's? It was like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain. So awesome.
by pancreatic cancer February 10, 2010
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A chicken nuggets made from a opossum are then called opossum popers.
by Redneck Raider March 23, 2020
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When you have anal sex with a condom, and after you nut, pull your dick out, leaving the condom hanging out of their butt.
Opossum tail: Brian was fucking Shelley in the ass, and left his condom hanging out of her ass when he nutted.
by The green bean team February 6, 2017
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