The most demanding form of music, singing and theater. It is too much for 99% of all the people alive today because they only have shit in their heads and only two neurons. It is beyond their understanding because they are all sheep: mindless animals that dance to rock, rap and other third class music that will be quickly forgotten in the next 50 years because they don't have the brain power to understand opera. Opera has the best singers in the world, no other singers can match opera singers because opera demands it's singers to sing not only live but with out the help of the microphone and over an orchestra of at least 80 peaces. Opera has only one true goddes: María Callas. Next to her cheap whores like Beyonce, Shakira, Britney Spears, Xtina, Janet Jackson, Aretha Franklin, Tina Turner, Madonna, Whitney Houston, Celine Dion, Lady Rip OFf... i mean Lady Ga Ga and the rest of skanks of that type don't hold a candle. Callas alone with her GARGANTUAN voice could drown all of the other bitches if all of them sang together at the same time.
Pop, rock and specially rap music are trash unlike the refined matchless art call opera.
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A web browser that if you are using, you cant read this.
Hey Opera users! What does this say? You don't know do you? DO YOU!?
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Probably the most effective torture tool for non deaf people. Invented in Italty back in the 16th century to spread joy and happiness, instead people got tinitus and paranoia.
Charlie: "I love opera."

Dan: "Go fuck yourself, Charlie!"
by Finnflin February 18, 2013
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A form of 'non-music' theater. Music wasn't invented until 1980 odd with the creation of rap.

Women weren't allowed on stage during Shakesphere times which is when most old people today came from. So all the women in bikinis, riding in the cars in each opera'like you see on MTV were really men! Which means non-heterosexuals enjoy this.

Those creatures on strange pierce the ears of anyone apart from the deaf old people that listen to this. Only old people like opera and all old people are deaf. Coincidence? If they had rap to listen to when they were younger, maybe they would be living normal lives pinpim' thier rides and hoes and shooting one another. Instead of watching castrated gay men. The tennors sing (NOT rap!?!?!) at a high pitched voice which means they are gay and thus disobeying the word of god and therefore it is your duty of moral Catholics to burn them using sticks of fire.

Opera can be distingused by it's lack of turntables, abense of flow and non-gangsta style lyrics. Opera also consisted of very few black people because everyone was racist back then and all the black 'singers' weren't allowed to wear the same pretty hats as the white scum we allow to share our air.

Most Opera tells a FAKE story because it is all a staged play unlike Vanilla Ice who speaks from the street and from the heart. The story is written by an old person that doesn't even know what 'shiznit' means (Yes, some people are that uneducateded.)

This is every Opera song.
That isn't rap! That's just noise! To all you old people who were born before 1970 and saw the big bang happening. Get some real music like Nelly and forget this so-called 'musicial theater' ever existed. Theater is for old, wrinkled art people anyway who don't like girls. Do rappers do theater? No, they do movies because everybody likes 'Cradle 2 the Grave" except my mother but she is dead now.
Opera Fan: @MG! 1 l0\/3 0p3R@. T|-|3rE i5 |\|o R@pP1nG 1|\| 17!
Music Fan: Have you heard of Ludacris?
Opera Fan: ...33rr..y35, h3 15 @ r4....
Music Fan: HA! You haven't even heard of Ludacris! You are such a noob! I bet your a virgin just like you're birth mother!
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The sound of tortured gerbils screaming in a language nobody understands.
Bobby: What's that awful sound? It sounds like a dying animal!
Anna: Oh it's opera. Marriage of Figaro.
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a situation that take up a lot of time
by The Return of Light Joker December 23, 2007
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