Oort 

1. A language where every word has one meaning, one spelling, and one pronunciation.
2. A person who natively speaks Oort.

The Oorts originated in Oortland.

The official language of Oortland is Oort.

Oort is easy to learn because there are no synonyms, homophones, or homographs.

Oort by Jan Karlo December 11, 2022

Oort Editing 

Much like the Oort Cloud, Oort Editing is when you take scraps of video or film from a shoot and edit it together. Most commonly used on wedding videos to show the bride and groom what happened while they were getting ready and/or shit was hitting the fan. It is very much free form editing and has been made easier by the advent of nonlinear editors

"I loved that extra footage you put at the end of our wedding video!"

"Thanks, I just did a little oort editing."

Oort Editing by James Gerraughty October 2, 2008

Oort Cloud 

A cloud of comets that some astronomers believe exists at the edge of the solar system. There is no evidence to prove the existence of this cloud.

Astronomers believe in the Oort Cloud.

Oort Cloud by David March 8, 2004

Oort Cloud Fallacy 

"The Oort Cloud Fallacy occurs when someone argues that something must exist or be true simply because it is theoretically possible or hasn't been definitively disproven—especially when the claim is distant, vague, or unverifiable. The fallacy draws its name from the Oort Cloud: a hypothetical region of icy bodies surrounding the solar system that has never been directly observed but is widely accepted due to indirect evidence."

"Hey John, do you believe God exists." "We have no proof he doesn't so he must." "Oort Cloud Fallacy."

Oort Cloud Fallacy by TwinArchive September 28, 2025

marnix van oort 

A person who absolutely loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooves history and hitler and he's really easily triggered so do definitely not say AVOID ROMANS

Hey is a real marnix van oort (loving history, hitler and gets triggered easily)

marnix van oort by RealAdolfTrump February 10, 2017

Oortist 

an avid follower of the postulates of modern astronomy, esp that of comets and cometary debris.
Oortism. the idea that a huge cloud of debris envelopes our solar system, supplying us with comets at regular intervals.
Oortistic. one who blindly favours the view of Oortism.

'...Jeff said Armageddon was going to happen on Tuesday afternoon, that's why he's stockpiling ICBMs and safety nets, i don't know what he's been reading but i think he may have gone a bit Oortistic.'

Oortist by shakinglikeafool November 1, 2007