When somebody says a statement that’s complete bollocks and you know it so after they’ve finished saying what they’re saying you hit them with the ooiii
Callum: “Yeah I’ve fucked 42 girls now, and I’ve got 2 lined up for next Monday. I’m a proper shagger me!”
1. This is what a pig sounds like when it is trying to be sexy!
2. This is what a fat, slobby, female office worker sounds like when she's trying to sound sexy. Trying, being the imperative!
Terri was glad it was Friday and was looking forward to getting boinked over the weekend. She starting feeling sexy and so she exclaimed, "Ooooiiiiiink!"
She ended up not getting any and was a Hocus Pocus Bitch on Monday morning.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'