When somebody says a statement that’s complete bollocks and you know it so after they’ve finished saying what they’re saying you hit them with the ooiii
Callum: “Yeah I’ve fucked 42 girls now, and I’ve got 2 lined up for next Monday. I’m a proper shagger me!”
1. This is what a pig sounds like when it is trying to be sexy!
2. This is what a fat, slobby, female office worker sounds like when she's trying to sound sexy. Trying, being the imperative!
Terri was glad it was Friday and was looking forward to getting boinked over the weekend. She starting feeling sexy and so she exclaimed, "Ooooiiiiiink!"
She ended up not getting any and was a Hocus Pocus Bitch on Monday morning.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).