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Ooooiiii 

When somebody says a statement that’s complete bollocks and you know it so after they’ve finished saying what they’re saying you hit them with the ooiii
Callum: “Yeah I’ve fucked 42 girls now, and I’ve got 2 lined up for next Monday. I’m a proper shagger me!”

Clayt: “ooooooiiiiii.”
Ooooiiii by Seshlondon June 28, 2020
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Ooooiiiiiink! 

1. This is what a pig sounds like when it is trying to be sexy!

2. This is what a fat, slobby, female office worker sounds like when she's trying to sound sexy. Trying, being the imperative!
Terri was glad it was Friday and was looking forward to getting boinked over the weekend. She starting feeling sexy and so she exclaimed, "Ooooiiiiiink!"

She ended up not getting any and was a Hocus Pocus Bitch on Monday morning.
Ooooiiiiiink! by Rick Fever June 19, 2007

Oooooiiii 

A racial slur used against dutch people. Originated in the 2nd world war. Most say it has worse meaning than the n slur
You dirty oooooiiii
Oooooiiii by Sduklavosk August 1, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026