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oompaloompa syndrome 

a short, fat, man that looks, talks, walks, and sounds like a like a oompaloompa
oompaloompa syndrome by nikkiej94 January 10, 2008

oompaloompa 

little people who work in charlie and the chocolate factory
a.k.a Aaron
"we will now call Aaron oompaloompa"
"okay"
oompaloompa by AbbieAnnK September 4, 2005

oompaloompa 

small and pudgy colorful lil basterds who work in willy wanka's chocolate factory as the slaves who make delicous goods,also do a disturbing lil song and dance about minding ur own dam business
Crystal and Jason are mad small,but Jason looks like an oompaloompa.
oompaloompa by Sr.Burro February 22, 2005

oompaloompapussy

A vagina that has been eaten out, by a man who had recently consumed large amounts of orange soda (Minute Maid for life) causing the vagina to turn orange
hey did you see that fine ass bitch on the street, Jamal ate her out, you know jamal that fool drinks more orange soda than Kel. He gave that bitch oompaloompapussy

Oompaloompkin 

When you receive a blumpkin from an oompaloompa.
Hey Jon, the other day Brian was getting an oompaloompkin in the handicap bathroom.
Oompaloompkin by Jfredheartsdick September 20, 2009

oompaloompa 

n. alcoholic chocoholic undersized whore; works in sweatshops disguised as candy factories, but is paid with a substantial quantity of chocolate nummy-nummies; any sort of portly person that is underpaid in their occupation and insists on bursting into songs while demeaning those around them
chocolate chocoholic dwarf midget whore candy
Shut up, you stupid oompaloompa, and get back to work!!
oompaloompa by ur lil shuichi June 23, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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