onslow 

Onslow is a term given to a middle class privately educated teenager who pretends to be part of the working class.
"Onslows" are often seen wearing nike trainers two sizes two big, coupled with labelled grey jogging bottoms (adidas, nike, kangol are common brands) and a visior, from which gelled hair can be seen. Onslows often bop for no apparent reason. They also but on fake Watford style accents, favorite terms "owite?" "rightman?" etc.

"Oi, onslow, do your maths homework before you go to destiny otherwise you'll get a detention!"

onslow by danny baker February 22, 2005

onslow 

A synonym for 'bad'. Something that is onslow can mean that it is of a lower standard compared to something, or can also mean that it is undesirable.

'That is so onslow!'
'This school is onslow!'
'This place is teh onslow!' (when used in leetspeak)

onslow by Rick Conant April 13, 2006

Onslow College 

The most swaggest school in the wild west

Man that school has swag it must be Onslow College

Onslow College by onsloooooow November 2, 2013

Southwest Onslow 

Home of the Stallions!!
yea bitches!!!

Stallions be beastin!!

SWHS! YOU KNOW!!
southwest onslow? yea i heard they were friggen awesome!!

Southwest Onslow by gangstahdsjkfaldfjasd January 6, 2010

skelital onslot 

a gothic whore

hey stacey check out that skelital onslot!! "she sure knows how to suck the evil demons right outta me!!

skelital onslot by gingerneese October 21, 2010

Onslaw 

A lot coming, Stuff piling up.

"It's soon the end of school, here comes the onslaw of homework."

Onslaw by Tim Mossman November 16, 2006