When you feel that desperate need to just hammer back that one last thing before your suppose to stop it forever.
Wife: “Your a fucking piss tank! Your fucking drunk right now! You piece of shit! You better stop your drinking or I’m going to leave!”
Degenerate husband: (grabs full 26oz of Smirnoff vodka from liquor cabinet)
“Ya ya ya, one more kick at the cat”
(Diesels half the 26oz of vodka)
Degenerate husband: (grabs full 26oz of Smirnoff vodka from liquor cabinet)
“Ya ya ya, one more kick at the cat”
(Diesels half the 26oz of vodka)
by Reyzor December 19, 2019