1. The rule that states that in order to be a pedophile, the person you are interested in must be at most 1/4 your age minus one. You must also be at least 50 years old for this to apply... other ages have different intervals of pedophilicness
Hank: you, I'm totally in love with that 11 year old
Jenkins: dude... you're like 80
Hank: One forth your age minus one, I could have gone with a 19 year old...
Jenkins: dude... you're like 80
Hank: One forth your age minus one, I could have gone with a 19 year old...
by squintz_is_da_man September 16, 2009