On the grape 

The act of becoming extremely intoxicated from drinking wine.

Husband: (watching game with friend) Yo Frankie I don't think she is ever gonna cook dinner for us, she just poured another glass of Shiraz. She be on the grape.
Frankie: true. Your wife is smashed, if I woulda known your wife be on the grape I would have ordered some pizza.

On the grape by CCR7 May 15, 2011

on the grape 

Sitting on someone's testicles

Why is Chris walking weird today?
His girlfriend was on the grapes last night.

on the grape by weirdershit May 8, 2020

Grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday 

A toxic scumbag who got cheated on and is trying to sabotage the cheaters life and uses their friends as spy’s and lies about everything.

Your being such a grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday right now and I’m not having it.

Grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday by 2014 Toyota Corolla January 14, 2023

gagging on the grapes 

the act of clogging your airway with a man's testes (i.e. engulfing a dude's nuts)

"Dude I accidentally walked in on my roommate gagging on the grapes last night. I've never been so scared..."

gagging on the grapes by alabamahotpocket6969 May 22, 2018