My juicy dick

My juicy dick is tasty! Wanna have some?

by Fang is cool October 6, 2022

choke the head off my dick

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 7, 2009

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Word to my dick

to agree or add emphasis to a claim

“he’s so cool ”
“Dude no way”
“No word to my dick he’s the coolest guy in the grade”

“Yo word to my dick I love you guys”

by P1mpd4ddy September 20, 2022

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Word to my dick

If you know… you know

“Bro word to my dick you’re cute as hell”

by P1mpd4ddy September 19, 2022

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lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 22, 2022

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