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Omnitheism 

The recognition that divine life is expressing itself as all that there is, including humans, and thus rendering meaningless the concept of any "God" that is separate from, holding power over, or judging the human experience; embodying one's individual divinity so completely that one becomes a delivery system of infinite life energy, creativity and divine love intelligence.
As we learn more about the true nature of the universe, and explore and apply science, we evolve from superstitious beliefs in polytheism and monotheism and embrace omnitheism.
Omnitheism by WagOnline May 24, 2011
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omnitheism 

A religion that includes all possible deities (i.e. the flying spaghetti monster,thor, zeus, yahweh, ganesha) and the events that are influenced by them. It explains the universe's beginning as a quarrel between all of the gods because of ganesha's superior size. The great spirit mistakingly decreases his volume and creates a black hole. This focuses all of the particles that made up the deities into one point which causes the big bang.
P.S. Omnitheism is a religion created to display the fault in shunning all possible other gods. Mneurgh.
omnitheism by mneurgh May 22, 2011
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mono-omnitheism 

The belief that all gods that are believed in are real and all entities are forms/masks of the same supreme being
mono-omnitheism by Icarus Rose October 4, 2020

Omnideism 

The theory that if God actually exists as some form of matter and/or energy everything that exists in the cosmos is God
Omnideism is the best theological and scientific explanation for the actual existence of God
Omnideism by Cogitosumergo March 8, 2018

Omnitheistic 

The recognition that divine life is expressing itself as all that there is, including humans, and thus rendering meaningless the concept of any "God" that is separate from, holding power over, or judging the human experience; embodying one's individual divinity so completely that one becomes a delivery system of infinite life energy, creativity and divine love intelligence.
Over time, humanity's understanding of divine power has evolved from a victim-based polytheistic conception to a fear-based monotheistic belief, to the more accurate omnitheistic understanding of the infinite nature of life.
Omnitheistic by WagOnline May 24, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026