OMG!

A very silly E Magazine from Yahoo with rubbishy stories that would only entertain preteen girls

This week in OMG! :

Katy Perry gets stung by a bee
Simon Cowell slips on a banana skin
Kate Middleton shops in New Look

by Deathflower November 13, 2012

omg

Net-centric abbreviation for the popular exclamation "Oh my God/goodness/gosh!" (generally used in conversations to exclaim surprise or disgust). Most commonly used by teenage girls who find it depressingly hard to type out an entire word. Reinforces assumptions that humans seem to be getting dumber from generation to generation. See also u, like.

Teenage idiot: "like OMG did u c dat totaly cutte gy? he wuz like, so cutte"

Silent then proceeds to sock her in the face.

by fhk x3 May 8, 2016

OMG

Used by retarded teenagers.
They say it stands for OH MY GOD, but they really mean it stands for OBSERVE MY GAYNESS

Retarded Teenager: OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!
Me: I am
Other Person: Hey dipshit is it really too hard for you to spell Oh My God

by Scribbler March 18, 2005

OMG!

an excessively over used phrase brought on by lazy teens who don't feel like typing oh my god.

OMG! i broke a nail.

by Emma Tom May 5, 2007

OMG

It's supposed to mean "Oh my god", however it fails in several ways...

1. If you don't believe in God, then what is the point of it all?
2. If you do believe in God, most god-believing people think it is a sin to use God's name when not praying.

Teenager: OMG!! lol i g0tz spikey toilet paper!1!11!

by S.T.A.L.K.E.R. June 29, 2009

omg

OMG stands for Omnipresent Meatball God. OMG is the god of meatballs, and he is also constantly with you.

Of the many gods, OMG spends the most time with humans.

by Beckley April 27, 2009

OMG

A word you say when someone tie you to a pole and butt rape you hard.

"OMG This feels so good."

by MEPEnisSmall July 14, 2018