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Keith Opstad 

The awesome teacher that is just oozing pure awesomeness and radiating super human knowledge about everything in the world.
Hey Susie who is your art teacher?
Oh it is a Keith Opstad!
Keith Opstad by The Arrow October 5, 2011
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It's an Iranian slang to describe or crawl someone in exchange for doing a job or task. Also, this slang is very common among the Software Community.
+ Ostad, Please call the API!
- OK!
ostad by dir_omadi_nakhah_zod_boro August 14, 2018
Opstad is far, and I mean FAR ahead of all civilization on planet Earth. Measuring how far ahead they are is impossible, but IF we were to measure it, the answer would be in the millions. Unlimited electric power, traveling at lightspeed, time traveling and reality warping are only a fraction of their arsenal of futuristic technology. The GDP per capita in Opstad is located around 2 hyperlatrix ({10, 10 (1) 10, 10} & 10) dollars, that means that Opstad has total GDP of 297 hyperlatrix dollars.
Person 1: Yo, have you ever been to Opstad?
Person 2: Yeah, it's pretty cool there.
Opstad by Otto Von Vinterhjelm November 22, 2022
A word typically used to described a vlogger on YouTube. Often a male.
ostad by Claclac May 21, 2017
Noun.

One who is incredibly handsome, and likes to remind the world about this.
He's a nice guy, but can be somewhat of an Olswaddy at times.
olswaddy by artificial penguin July 21, 2004

Ostad asadi 

Professor lioni, a lion which is professor in own goal scoring.

A without purpose ball kicker...
An art sport compounding soccer and jackass.
Hey Ali did you ostad asadi abedzadeh ?
Yes akbar, ahmad reza is ready.
Ostad asadi by Souroush March 18, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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