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6.
One horribly talentless person, who somehow seperated into two objects while still remaining the weight of one person.

1)One of the Olsen Twins should just eat the other one. Then they might look normal.
2) Now that the Olsen Twins are legal, no one wants them.
by PhillyLove831 January 29, 2006
 
29.
very cool twins who are very funny, polite, mature, professional and have the best clothes out of any girl on the planet. they both have their own sense of style and at least don't rip off other celebrities, instead other celebs rip off them. they're very smart, and are nice. they're also very good-looking and have a healthy body image. they're very cute and stylish. and yes they have fashion sense, believe it or not
you: OMG OMG I'VE FINALLY MET YOU GUYS THE OLSEN TWINS!!!!
mary-kate and ashley: shut up.
you: why?
mka: because you're an idiot.

girl: hi, can i have a cigarette?
mary-kate: nope. go away.

guy: OMG OMG OMG ASHLEY OLSEN YOU'RE UBER HOTTTT!!!!!!!
ashley: ...okay...so... you like.. stuff?
by Honeyyyyyyyyyy January 01, 2007
 
30.
the hottest bitches I wish i fucked. If u dont like 1 u can like the other...cuz theres two.
i dont care how many bad movies they have made i wanna suck on their nipples
by j dog June 07, 2004
 
31.
Talented twins who made debut as Michelle Tanner
new york minute, That song Pizza(P-I-Z-Z-
A)
by Daryll June 14, 2004