A real small town in the heart of Maryland. everyone knows everybody and there are no real secrets. The town revolves around one thing: Sherwood High School, so much so that in the middle of tiwn theres a board that always says go warriors. On a friday night youll find 80% of the town (the rest are 2 old to leave their retirement homes) at the football game where the crowd gets wild. Its a great place to live, unless your a foreigner, due to the high tension in the high school between the esol and normal students foreigners are often kicked out of the group and left to die on their own. Everyones got a lottle but of country in them in this town and everyone (eventhough some deny it) loves Olney
Billy: "what are you doin friday night?"
Jim: "Goin to watch the Warrior Football team take on another W, what else would you do in Olney?"
Jim: "Goin to watch the Warrior Football team take on another W, what else would you do in Olney?"
by applesnbutter June 05, 2015
A suburb of D.C. where you can find Potomac and Wheaton types in the same 5 mile radius. A police sub-station was put in to attempt to curb the drag racing problem on Georgia and 108 and they don't call it Sherweed for nothing. We also serve as the last civilized stop before the wilderness that is Howard County.
by Kelz84 April 16, 2006
a city in montgomery county (moco) where the only thing to do is... nothing. sometimes referred to as "o-town" by the kids who think they're gangster, or want to be. on a friday night, every single person that goes to sherwood high school will be out at coldstone. it's a small, lame town, but everybody that lives there loves it anyway.
Girl in Olney 1: what do you want to do tonight?
Girl in Olney 2: hmm, i don't know. what do you think?
Girl in Olney 1: we could go to the movies.
Girl in Olney 2: hey, good idea!
Girl in Olney 3: wait, didn't we do that last week?
Girl in Olney 2: hmm, i don't know. what do you think?
Girl in Olney 1: we could go to the movies.
Girl in Olney 2: hey, good idea!
Girl in Olney 3: wait, didn't we do that last week?
by Rachelll June 24, 2006
(1)Area where more marijuana is smoked than all of Mexico
(2)Addicting, if you like it, you'll never leave
(2)Addicting, if you like it, you'll never leave
The two boys entered in Olney having never smoked weed before and left the same night as drug dealers.
by Corey Chase December 23, 2005
by Balder March 09, 2005
A place in the middle of nowhere in Maryland. sorry guys^ but no it is not a rich place. yes people may hav big houses and nice cars, but that is only becuz the cost of living is so cheap that even a truck driver can afford a nice house. the people arent rednecks, but are not affluent. if you drive a bmw and live in a masion that duznt mean your rich. if you drive a bmw and live in a mansion NEAR A CITY, yes u r rich. olney is a place where people live in there own little world and have there own views of rich and poor and usually stay in olney throughout their lives
i used to live in olney and had no clue how much of a piece of shit middle of nowhere town it was, until i moved and saw what rich is (nice suburbs of DC-potomac/bethesda) , and what poor is (driving to basketball games in pg county)
by sfsofdjio June 04, 2006
batty man who bums garbage men
wannabie brown dude
who thinks hes the hardest in the world
and has no penis
wannabie brown dude
who thinks hes the hardest in the world
and has no penis
by James Thomas February 17, 2005