Oldwick 

A town in New Jersey where the famous Parker family resides. Usually associated with power and wealth, because those fortunate to live there in the presence of a certain person go out to do great things with their lives. Dress code involves Vineyard Vines and J. Crew ONLY

Person A: Where do you live?
Person B: New York City, Upper East Side. How about you?
Person A: Oldwick, duuude.
Person B: ahhh! SOOO jealous! Are you a Parker?

Oldwick by space cowboy lover November 4, 2009

Oldwick 

A wealthy but rural and quaint town. A lot of horses and barns. The houses are medium to large-sized and people own a lot of property. There are only independent shops, including an independent gas station. The closest King's, Rite Aid, and Starbucks are in Whitehouse station which is about 10 minutes away. The general store is so good. Their sandwiches are great and their double egg and cheese sandwiches are BOMB! It's a gorgeous area.

1: Yo dude where do you live?
2: Oldwick, dude!
1: You're so lucky, that place is beautiful!

Oldwick by imlostandicantfindmyway January 4, 2017