Oldern 

A term used by the Ol Skool Plank Chair Company to define their chairs. They are old yet modern hence the term "oldern"

Dude, that's a "oldern" chair!
thats so oldern}like you
oldern is old yet new at the same time
it so new yet its so old {oldern}
oldern is the new old!

Oldern by Dr. Dick Fitswell October 6, 2012

Öldendörfing 

The heterosexual act where two men insert their erect penises in either end of a Chinese finger trap and have a tug-of-war

"I totally just saw two guys Öldendörfing in the alley behind the sex shop!"

Öldendörfing by StevieG777 February 21, 2014

Olden Golden 

Olde English 800 Malt Liquor

Grab me an olden golden out the fridge!

Olden Golden by Legacy 106 September 28, 2006

Older Sibling 

An ancient being known long before the Younger Sibling came to be. This being is often blamed for the younger's misdoings despite not being in the area of the incident or at the area near the time of the event. They are often either antisocial or very mischievous to either the humans or Younger Sibling but are also the protectors of theYounger Sibling despite the annoyance they receive.

Don't blame the Older Sibling for the younger's misdoings or you will get pee in your shoes.

Older Sibling by BlainaCipher May 2, 2019

I get older, they stay the same age 

A very famous quote from the kickass movie, Dazed and Confused.

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

I get older, they stay the same age by Person (: August 20, 2010

oldenburg 

a super tiny town nobody knows of unless they've literally been in it, characterized by church spires, german architecture, white catholic german citizens, beer, and Oldenburg Academy

person1: i just drove through oldenburg; it's beautiful

person2: what's an oldenburg?

oldenburg by srtg0078 January 8, 2012

older guy syndrome 

when a female or females become obsessed with an older male or a group of older males.
typically seen in high school situations when an older guy will talk to a younger girl and despite any amount of ugliness/dickishness the girl will become obsessed and next to ignore or look down on guys of her own age.

girl: oh this guy in the year above talked to me the other day, he is perfect, despite how he is completely unfunny unattractive and an overall dick
guy: someone has older guy syndrome

older guy syndrome by jerkinabox March 18, 2013