An elderly person which a nasty temper, most often refering to a woman. Considered highly offensive. See old fart for the male counterpart.
A violent teenage girl on her period becomes an old queef after menopause
by Plasuplasu January 5, 2013
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When three guys take a revolver pistol, shove it up their ass, and take a shit in the barrel. They then remove the gun, shove it into a girls vagina and make her queef on the gun. They each suck their own queef, shit pistol and puke all over the girl and then kill themselves.
I want to do the old western queef machine with my math teacher, Dale!
by Jimmy-Changa November 7, 2019
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