Somebody that took too many drugs during their preteen and teenage years rendering them not able to enjoy life later on.
Jasmine: Hey Lisa, wanna go to my friends 21st birthday? It will be super fun and plenty of people will be there.
Lisa: Nah, no thanks. I'm just like so over that period of my life.
Jasmine: but who am I gonna go with then? It's not my fault you started getting fucked up and hanging out with 25 year olds at age 12.
Lisa: that's really not it, I'm just an old soul.
Jasmine: you're 19.
Lisa: Nah, no thanks. I'm just like so over that period of my life.
Jasmine: but who am I gonna go with then? It's not my fault you started getting fucked up and hanging out with 25 year olds at age 12.
Lisa: that's really not it, I'm just an old soul.
Jasmine: you're 19.
by Monseuir Mayhem May 29, 2017
They don't do anything trendy. They can't stand ONE random conversation. If you aren't a loner introvert, they don't like you. They think they are baddass but really, they are just dumb.
by your are ugly May 23, 2019
by Maddenisgoodname April 10, 2021
Old Soul with a New Butthole is a middle aged man who has his anus medically sewed tighter to be more appealing.
by LethalSeamen March 6, 2022
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