|1.||Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS)|
During your period when your vagina feels like it's sagging (eg. like an old lady) and hurts like it might fall off.
Boy: Hey you wanna hook up tonight?
Girl: I have Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS)
Girl: If you come near my vagnia, I will decapitate you
Boy: Well that's a definate no then...