An advanced bedroom maneuver requiring exceptional planning, superhuman timing, and great aim. First, one must engage in Coitus. When completion is being neared, one must rip out and quickly ejaculate on their sexual partner’s eyes. Then, they must rinse the semen off with battery acid, which will have been strategically stored beforehand. To finish, a quick urinary rinse, to neutralize the acid.
Greg: “Man, I heard Becky got an Okinawan Sunrise.”
Old man Bert: “I gave one of those to someone back in the war.”
Old man Bert: “I gave one of those to someone back in the war.”
by The Dime Snatcher January 15, 2021