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Captain Onishima 

Captain of the police crew on the Sega Dreamcast game Jet Grind Radio; a total jive turkey. Noted for his shortness, his funky hair/five o' clock shadow, and his determination to bring you down. An interesting cross between Dragnet and Dirty Harry.
Captain Onishima's motto is, "I'm the judge and the jury and I'm gonna send you down the river!". Pssh.
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omnishit 

Of being the shit; completely awesome
Dude 1: "Dude, some guy ran a marathon, cured cancer, and had sex with Megan Fox in one day?!

Dude 2: "Yeah, he's pretty much omnishit."
omnishit by Fralan/JGratt February 16, 2012

Omnishine 

A Super Smash Bros. Melee player, who despite not entering any tournaments thus far, has amazing tech skill that is compareable to pro players. He dual mains Marth and Falco, while sometimes switching to Puff to deal with spacies.

Omnishine also holds claim to times within the top 20 and 10 for the game on speedrun.com, as well as a second place time only millisends behind an ILworld record holder. Inside sources say he is also speedrunning Battle for bikini bottom, and has achieved a low 1:16:XX in any%, though no runs have been posted as of yet.

Though somewhat enigmati as a whole, he has stated he wants only to inspire gamers to do what they love, and be recognized for his skill.
"Have you ran in to Omnishine online? His soft hit up air combos are so granular."
Omnishine by Crimson_Mog August 30, 2021

Omnishit 

All the shit. the collective amount of shit in the world.
can be positive or negative
dude1: bro, how is school not canceled it's literally hailing outside.
dude2: idk man this school is pretty shit.
dude1: yeah... it is the omnishit.
Omnishit by Ducksalt December 22, 2021

Omnishield 

This ability was invinted by Anubriel Lunabrie Yahweh Shadowlight.
In a time, when people started to decide that not only God the Almighty should be Omipotent but literally thousands, perhaps even millions of people or even more, things started to break really fast.
This is why Omnishield is supposed to be able to negate attacks coming from people using Omnipotence to kill and destroy.
Omnishield can protect worlds and people from attackers using Omnipotence

Ohbishit 

The combination of "oh boy" witnessing an upcoming event, and "shit!" believing the outcome to be severely negative.
Witnessing a semi approaching a low bridge in front of you on your morning commute, "Ohbishit!"
Ohbishit by Luna Kora July 12, 2024

ohbishit 

A combination of oh boy and oh shit said in a surprise setting as when something unexpected happens.
ohbishit by Luna Kora July 12, 2024