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a word used to describe a male that exhibits homosexual characteristics but is clearly straight. Actions of a Ohlsen being may range from idealizing Kelly Clarkson or google image searching Ryan Seacrest. The persons heterosexuality is typically expressed by their interest in hillbilly females.

Apart from their wimpy physique be careful to not anger a male in a Ohlsen mind set. They will often make outrageous threats and grab any item in the surrounding areas and creatively use it as a weapon
male (acting as an Ohlsen) : " if you dont turn that music off I am going to george forman grill your face off!"
by Marker boy :) October 08, 2010

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