"Max it out hard" is when you commit an extreme act of any kind, and immediately follow up with a tenfold or even more extreme action.( Thomas Duncan Penland. Dec. 5,2011.)
jerry: so did you hook up with that bitch last night bro?
roger: yeah, and i totally came in her face, and then i spit in her mouth. haha
jerry: you just max'ed it out hard bro!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!