A sarcastic version of oh wow to show that the user doesnt give a damn about the topic at hand even though it is meant to be something of shock and surprise. Often used when user cannot be bothered replying

user of oh wows is also a fond user of other oh-euphemisms, especially oh noes.
pear: i struck a million dollars in the lottery today
apple: oh wows
by rottenapple December 13, 2007
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When your friends says something every dirty minded and you don't know how to respond.
Person 1: Are you a raisin? Cause you're raisin my dick!!!
Person 2: Oh Wow
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Amity: What? I'm fine, hahaha! Who's Amity?
Luz: Aaaaand scoop!
Amity: oh wow sports
by Garnet go brr October 30, 2020
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what you can say when you’re having gae panic to reference amity from TOH
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Amity: What? I'm fine, hahaha! Who's Amity?

Luz: Aaaaand scoop!

Amity: oh wow sports
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An introspective moment when you realize how freaking great your life really is.
*While looking at the ocean and holding the hand of the one you love*
You: "I'm having an Oh Wow Moment."
Lover: "Awh! I know! I can't believe this is real life. It's all happening like a fairy tale."
by 48jdawg December 28, 2015
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1. used in exuberation of a certain action taken that causes such shock and/or excitement; can be used in the beginning of a sentence or the end of one.
2. adjective used to replace boring words such as daaamn, whaaat, or oh shittt; orginated in the north jersey 973 area
1. Oh WOW son, that nigga is slippin hard.
Yo i was at her house next thing u kno i was like oh WOW son!
2. Oh wow son ok o-d.
by Homie D. July 11, 2006
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A typical shaming tactic use online in social media and on message boards when the shamer wants to tone police but wants to put no effort into describing their view points or worldview.

Basically a way to shut down opposition and attack them until they go away.
John: I don't like group A, they control my society and suppress opposition
Jack: 'Wow oh wow' I can't beleive you just said that, I can't take anyone seriously who attacks group A.
John: You did not say why this is a problem.
by Karjalanbear February 29, 2020
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