Offschwitz

It's summertime in Michigan and you find yourself in the woods.

Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.

There you have it!

You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.

"Welcome to Offschwitz!" as you shake the can and smile with wild eyes.

Offschwitz by mamma murder July 28, 2010