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Thieves slang for "fence".

i.e. a dealer of stolen property
"this merchandise is hot. I'll have to wait at least a month before selling this to my Offman."
Offman by mrmillford May 20, 2010
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Cooper Offman 

Cooper is an helpful friend, who despite knowing girls, never wants to get a girlfriend. He can be helpful with dating advice, but sometimes stubborn. Cooper loves trying to trick his friends into saying dumb stuff on a recording, and he is amazing at getting horrible photos of his friends.
Cooper! Stop taking pictures of me!

I got some weird looks from Cooper Offman yesterday.
Cooper Offman by Not_Cooper17 November 29, 2021
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offhanded comment 

A comment made without thinking.
Example of an Offhanded Comment
"Honey what do you think about my new vest?
(Offhanded Comment)Wow that looks like a rug my mom used to have!"
Offsane adjective To be off the sane mode, in practice this would then make you off the sane mode, otherwise known as insane.
I think I’m offsane mode right now

“Your offsane”
Something done without thinking.
Doing or saying the first thing
that pops into your mind.
"Honey I didn't need that Offhanded reply to my serious question!
Should I get an Xbox360 or the PS3?"
Offhanded by MarkDB1973 July 4, 2008
To know something `offhand`: without having to refer to a source.
PersonA: Hey, do you by chance know offhand who's going to be teaching physics this semester?
PersonB: No sorry, I didn't check.
offhand by L e a f January 17, 2010
The word that describes Rin or Ariana as a foo!
"Rin is such an OFFMAY when she exchanges her saliva with the pansy!"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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