Office-Fu

The fine art of giveing the illusion of hard work without actually doing anything.

Jeff: "What do you mean you got a raise, you dont do shit!?"

Josh: "My Office-Fu is strong."

Office-Fu by Grogle January 14, 2009

office fuel 

n. slang term for coffee, tea, or any caffeinated beverage when consumed in office settings. office fuel is consumed in massive quantities when readily available, and subsequent servings are referred to as refueling.

The first person to arrive at work prepares the office fuel for everyone else.

Billy brought in a whole case of office fuel today, but I'm not sure if he will share it.

office fuel by projectaristotle August 14, 2009

fun prevention officer 

A person, usually a significant other, who is often seen as the quasher of fun during what should be a fun day or night out.

Often referred to as an FPO.

I would be keen to go to this event and more than happy to leave the “Fun Prevention Officer” at home!

fun prevention officer by bananacrisp April 13, 2019

Future Officer 

Future Officer is a person who has the courage and dedication to serve the country in the future. They aspire to join the armed forces and protect their nation. A future officer has the ability to face the unknown and that is the quality that makes a this person a true warrior.
The top most priority of future officers is to give their best and to show that they are not afraid of anything and to sacrifice everything for the country.
They want to serve the nation and their dream is to see India safe.

"Hey, she is preparing to give her SSB this December. She is a Future Officer"
"He is so brave, he stood up to that pervert. He seems to be a future officer material"

Future Officer by FAO Academy November 26, 2021