off your chops

Used when someone is being silly or intoxicated. For instance, if someone said something that was crazy or just plain stupid you would reply with "your off your chops!"

Then again, this word is mostly used when someone is pissed and are acting like a complete fool.

"your off your chops mate!"
OR
"james is off his chops."

by Brad June 19, 2006

Off your chops

When one is
a) High
b) Drunk
c) Acting in a manner expected of retarded children or intelligent apes
d) Saying something very unintelligent

1) NO: I think you should ask out that chick
TW: You're Off your chops

JR: Look Terry's trying to jump off that roof
NO: Man, he's Off his chops

BK: Man what has Sunshine had to drink?
NO: I dunno, but he's off his chops

by Nick Ogden November 8, 2005

off its chops

the best, awesome. Chops is head, off its chops is therefor off its head, Or is drunk or stoned.

Kid sees a hotted up car.

Kid: woah look at that car.

Friend: yeah its off its chops.

by JedWilk December 2, 2007

chop off

when taking a shit and the turd is too long or you have run out of shitting time you have to chop off

i was in the middle of taking a shit and the wife kept shouting on me it was nearly a foot long but i had to get up and chop off

by cred80 March 5, 2009

chop-off

Excretion cut short in an untimely fashion by use of the anal sphincter muslces; the resulting product.

'Damn, no time, I'm gonna have to do a chop-off.'

by Chris987 May 25, 2008

Off my chops

A phrase that describes the state of being heavily intoxicated by drugs or alcohol

Garry: Did you enjoy the club last night?
Fintan: I can’t remember man, I took a lot of MD and I was off my chops

by Sexypaolosopranidude November 1, 2020

Chopped Off

Receiving a blowjob

"How did it go with that chick last night? Did she chop you off"

by DrCipher December 11, 2003