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2 definitions by cred80

 
1.
when taking a shit and the turd is too long or you have run out of shitting time you have to chop off
i was in the middle of taking a shit and the wife kept shouting on me it was nearly a foot long but i had to get up and chop off
by cred80 March 05, 2009
 
2.
when masturbating and no other cleansing materials are available you whip of your sock hence come sock
i was having a fly wank in the toilet there was no toilet roll so i whipped off my come sock and wiped up the seminal fluid
by cred80 March 05, 2009