Octum 

An eight-some. (eight people having sex, like an orgy, but with EXACTLY eight people) Good fun!

Me and my seven friends had sex one night. It was the greatest Octum I've ever had.

Octum by WillieMo November 26, 2007

Octomom Complex 

Used to describe a psycotic woman who is obsessed with being pregnant/ having kids just for the attention and shock factor, especially when it is common sense she lacks the skills and finances to support herself and her family.

Steve: Is Melissa pregnant again?
Rick: Yeah man.
Steve: She just had twins! And she has a 3 year old at home!
Rick: Yep. She's got the octomom complex.

Octomom Complex by iLOVEmySERENITI March 13, 2009

octomentary

Any documentary or reality show created about the delusional world of Octomom, Nadya Suleman, and her fourteen children.

Hey dude, did you catch the latest octomentary? That woman is batshit crazy!

octomentary by TsuDho November 25, 2009

Octomonster 

The "dis" name for Nadya Suleman. Octo (for her Octuplets) and Monster (for her recent actions) (this word was actually USED by Nadya's friend in the UK documentary).

Octomonster had another Octomentary (documentary) in the UK last week.

Octomonster by valkyre10 November 26, 2009

Octomom 

A single, unemployed, welfare recipient mother of six children who goes on to have even more fertility treatments on the government's dime and gives birth to octuplets, without any real concrete or solid plans for how she is going to be able to support herself and 14 children.

See: Nadya Suleman.

While most large births of septuplets or more receive positive press, including praise and free gifts, the American taxpayers are more concerned about how they're going pay for all of Octomom's 14 children, seeing as how she apparently isn't capable of paying for them herself.

Octomom by Cashman73 February 10, 2009

Octomom 

The selfish California woman who decided that being unable to properly raise and care for 6 kids wasn't enough, so she had 8 more, rationalizing all taxpayer assistance by referring to it as "temporary" (which, obviously, means it doesn't qualify as assistance).

The State of California must lay off an additional 50 workers to pay for the new Octomom Assistance Bill.

Octomom by Andyistakensoi'lljustkeeptypin February 17, 2009

Octomom 

Despite having six children, Nadya Suleman gave birth to Octuplets. All 14 of her children were conceived with the help of IVF. Suleman is a single mom who is unemployed, on welfare, and lives with her parents. How she paid for the IVF cycles and plastic surgery is a mystery to us all. There is a possibility that she used taxpayer's money.

Many animals on the lower end of the food chain reproduce in massive amounts, like Octomom, in hopes that a precious few will survive to into adulthood.

Octomom by Lena Scarlette Katrina February 11, 2009