Octopus Fuck Session

Term given to having a pair of eights as your hole cards in Texas Hold'em.

"So I flipped over my octopus fuck session and said 'I'M RICH, BITCH!'"

by Treacherous_B April 8, 2004

Octopus Fuck Session

Where a man has eight penises in his mouth and his ass at the same time.

Jim: "Yeah man last night me and 16 other fellas had an Octopus Fuck Session, it felt nice."
Jerry: "Damn dude, wish I was there."

by IheartGayButtSex April 26, 2018

octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 31, 2020