October 5

The day Roosevelt absolutely demolishes Washington with the power of Gatorade

John:it’s October 5th bro
Ben:you mean Washington is about to get destroyed?

by Cheesyballsack October 5, 2021

October 5

October 5 is kiss steal and hug a girls man

October 5 is kiss steal and hug a girls man

by bella marz October 4, 2020

October 5

Ugly bitch day

Hey it's October 5!
Isn't that ugly bitch day?
Yeah!

by JuicyLemon666 November 21, 2019

October 5

National Bettina Has To Show You Her Boobies Day

Guy: hey it’s October 5th damn i really wish i knew a bettina

Bettina: I’ll show you my boobs

Guy: Yes

by RATTATATATATTAT October 5, 2021

October 5

Insult and offend anyone with the name freya

Boy:”your forehead is bigger than 7 suns”
Freya:”ouch”

October 5 is the day to bully any Freya

by Anti-Ant October 4, 2020

October 5

National Fold the laundry day

Person 1: did you fold your laundry?
Person 2;: no, why?
Person 1: it’s October 5! It’s National fold your laundry day

by I make water November 5, 2020

october 5

The day the hottest people were born... inside and out. The best kissers, funniest, smartest, and most crazy people were born on this day. Some may define them as perfect.

“Was she born on October 5?”

“Yeah, why?”
“Look at her! She’s got it all! She’s perfect.”

by Ereika Courstaneria October 18, 2019