October 29th

people born on this day have the biggest dicks. whether it may be on their head, spiritually, or physically

Jake: yo I got a bigger dick than u
Shithead: oh fr? how u know?
Jake: I was born on October 29th

Slap people with a name that starts with c

October 29th

by Short Girl Power October 29, 2019

october 29th

national kick the shit out of your lightest friend day

john: hey tony it’s october 29th. you know what that means.

john: *snaps tony like a fucking twig*

by jeremy blake October 28, 2019

by Brains22 October 28, 2019

A day where everyone gets a one time n-word pass

Black Guy- Ay its the october 29th

White Guy - Aight my Niggaa

On this day it is legal to kill Jake Ferrer.
You better run boy

October 29th- Kill Jake Ferrer day: Kill the boy named Jake Ferrer

by thxroro October 29, 2021

This day, to be kind to insecure people, you will have to hug a flat girl. Let’s raise the awareness for flat people.

Erik: Yo that girl’s flat dude!
Mike: Dude, it’s 29th October! We have to give her a hug, bro!
Erik: Oh yeah, right!

by BlueYup October 26, 2020