I have a large octo penis
by lolpenorlol April 16, 2009
I was camping last week and there was this horse. It was a white horse. I thought it was a normal horse. And then I saw that it had 8 legs. So papi say "THAT IS NOT A NORMAL HORSE! THAT IS A OCTO-HORSE!" And so I say "I want one."
by 666Pablo666 October 27, 2007
an std you get after having sexual intercourse with a slutty girl. it causes 7 desies riddled penis to sprout from your groin
by klimerman May 29, 2011
by Hamish and Sean April 7, 2006
if you're curious what that red sticky octo on your dashboard is it might just be a sticky octo. he may melt when it gets hot but he never fails to melt your heart <3. his natural habitat is blue vans although he has been known to stick to many things including the front windshield of your car. Octos are caring, kind, and will forever live in our hearts and minds
rest in peace sticky octo
by RIPstickyocto July 15, 2020
A great friend, often living in one's car stuck to the dashboard. Sticky octos don't grow on trees so when you find one cherish it.
by RIPstickyocto July 14, 2020
steve perry: dude did you see that chick caleb went home with last night?
Me: yeah she was octo gnar
Me: yeah she was octo gnar
by nuevegnarbar March 25, 2009