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Old Bitch I'd Like To Fuck
When you see an old bitch walking by (60 and up) and she's looking pretty fly. You then think to urself how do I describe her in one word. You call that bitch an obilf.
Man I was at the nursing home and there was this obilf with no teeth!!
by Officer Big Sexy January 11, 2014

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