obessous

Bigger than fatacous. Not smaller than any other known obesity; a person so obese that he/she take up a large chunk of land; about the size of half rural town.

Phil: I saw a very obessous woman today. I was scared because she ate an elephant in front of me. Luckily she wasn't hungry for human flesh.
Rich: Sounds liek you lucked out. I lost my wife to an obessous woman. Ate her right in one gulp!

by Razeeky November 2, 2011

Obessed

an obsession that is so severe you can't even spell obsessed correctly

Veda: "Do you like leggos?"
Lozano: "First of all its 'leGos' and yes I am obessed"

by Pono20 May 22, 2011