A Person who loves anime, games, and music. A great kinda guy. Not all that great at school but still knows there stuff. NOTE: This person may also love the word FLAFFLE
Body-shape acquired from extensive recreation involving the use of ONLY the upper body muscles. This results in the excessive strength and size of the upper body which gives a Tool an upside-down triangle figure. Little do they know that the contrast in size only brings out the fact that every part of their lower body is of insignificant size
That obdouche triangle could probably run faster on his hands than with those chicken legs, what a tool.
obdong is someone who tries to be real about something and tries to be nice about it, but manages to piss people off by being to real. even when he is just trying to discuss something with someone, either the look on his face or the smell of your upper lip just pisses you off any way. obdong. you know him. you love him when he shuts up. obdong.
why is he being such an obdong about the cats? sure there is cat hair everywhere, and cat piss all over the carpet, and the house smells like cat shit, but why did he say something? he should just shut up and stop being such an obdong because they are MY cats, and cat shit is my life.
1. medical terminology when your limbs fallasleep; numbness in an extremity caused by constant pressure on a nerve and/or poor circulation due to lack of movement — paresthesia (“pins and needles”) typically follows
After 47 minutes of post bowel movement procrastination doomscrolling had passed by as he strained on the porcelain throne, Kendal finally wiped and attempted to stand up; alas, due to the considerable obdormition that had set in approximately 191 memes ago, his knees abruptly buckled beneath him, knocking him out on the edge of the bathtub.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.