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Paul Oakenfold 

One of the greatest trance artists of the twenty-first century. Uncanny resemblance to an unshaven, spikey-haired, cool-sauce Mistar Stassi. Known best for his work with the Global Underground and other various albums, including the soundtrack to the blockbuster action movie "Swordfish" starring Wolverine and that fag from "Battlefield Earth".

Contrary to myth, Paul Oakenfold does not possess supernatural powers. However, he does cast Trance Magic when he is low on hit points (known best as a "limit break").
Paul Oakenfold goes to Oslo. Forty Swedes die in a freak "terribly good music" accident.
Paul Oakenfold by Stasis AMK3 January 26, 2004

old oaken bucket 

The Old Oaken Bucket is the name of the trophy that is annually awarded to the winner of the Big Ten Conference college football game between Indiana University and Purdue University.
IU Student: Can't wait for the Old Oaken Bucket Game this year! IU will crush Purdue!

Purdue Student: Probably not because Purdue leads the series 54 to 26 and IU sucks!

Paul Oakenfold 

1. A complete sellout.

2. Owner of Perfecto Records

3. A poineering dj and the force that brought house music to the masses in the UK.

4. A once amazing, now highly overrated dj that has yet to update his severely aged sound

5. The perfect example of what happens to an artist once he/she makes mass amounts of money.
Look at the fine print on "Creamfields: Paul Oakenfold". The track were simply compiled by him, not mixed.
Paul Oakenfold by Kraemer0581 July 31, 2006

paul oakenfold 

The best trance DJ ever. Listen to his Essential Mix. It will change your life.
Space Live in Ibiza is one of the best trance mixes I have ever heard. It will make you cry.
paul oakenfold by Anonymous June 4, 2003

Oakenfold 

Me: Who inspired you to become a DJ?

Guy: It was Paul Oakenfold. He inspired us all.
Oakenfold by Russell Garcia August 18, 2013
the best dude in the world, so hot and sexy omfg
“dude did you see that totally not emo hottie over there?”
“yea😍😍i heard his name is oaklen😳”
Oaklen by defnotoak December 15, 2021