oaking

The act of jerking off on an oak tree

Person 1: oh dude let’s go have a oak jerk with the guys.
Person 2: hell yah hat sounds great I fucking live oaking!

by QueenBee27 January 24, 2018

Oaks

Origin- the Oakland A's (a Decent, mediocre, or Okay Baseball team)

If something is okay, or a girl is okay looking, she would be Oakland A's or in short, Oaks.

You can stress how Oaks a person is by adding Ser (short for serious).

"Lindsey Vonn is Oaks!"

"Ser, Oaks!"

by The Rocks February 13, 2010

oaking

The act of one jerking off onto an oak tree.

Person 1: yo dude, let’s go have a nice circle oak with the guys!
Person 2: oh hell yah that sounds great I love oaking!

by QueenBee27 January 24, 2018

Oaking

The act of Oaking someone, otherwise known as leaving someone on read, because they just don't give a damn about what you have to say.

Oaking.
Example: Dammit Tony, she Oak'd me again. She's probably still probably doesn't give a shit.

by Inspector Bullshit July 3, 2019

Oaking

Originally born from the Pokemon internet community
A shortening of the phrase "Professor Oak-ing",

A transitive Verb: Attempting to or succeeding at seducing an acquaintance's mother

"I'm straight up professor Oaking that bitch."
"Your mom is getting Oaked"
"I talked to this guy on the internet who said he was Oaking my Mom"

by HardOak August 16, 2019

oaks

Used to describe when one man is trying to convince a girl to dump her current boyfriend and go with him.

She is so fine. I gotta oaks her away from that guy she is with.

by big_bfb November 8, 2004

oak

an alternate name for the every-man-for-himself basketball game called 21. This name is used interchangably with "21" in parts of New York and New Jersey.

Player 1: Yo, son, let's play Oak.
Player 2: What the hell is Oak?
Player 1: It's 21, bitch.
Player 2: Oh, 21, aiight, my b.

by kmf January 5, 2007