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lexy: Emma has one direction t-shirts, one direction pencils, cardboard cut-outs of the boys and she even has the one direction dolls!
macy: Damn! She's an OTTF!

OTTF by ninja bartender November 30, 2013

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OTTF

One Tit Tit Fuck. Describes a woman who's breasts are so big that one of them alone can envelop a cock.

"Did you see the ginormous cans on that chick? Definite OTTF."

OTTF by Slomand March 23, 2010

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ottffssent

one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

ottffssent are the numbers 1 to 10.

ottffssent by booknerd2580 June 7, 2020

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When u type the number row but the first letter spelling, then qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but as the number letter they are in the alphabet

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ottffssenz1723518202521915161194678101112262432221413 by jarsubo December 3, 2025

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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