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Over The Pants Squeeze Job
Subtle, but pleasant, squeezes on your dick while wearing pants.
Non-violent handjob (handski) with pants on.
Cumming is not necessary.
In some situations, OTPSJs are essential due to convenience and where you are with and who is in the room (if anybody).
I was watching a show with my girlfriend, and we we're snuggling under a blanket, but her mom and little sister were across the room watching the show as well. Therefore, a quality OTPSJ was performed and it made the show that much more enjoyable.
OTPSJ by Goat Sourber November 9, 2010
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I walked up to some dude and yelled surprise prostate exam and stuck my thumb all the way up his ass and whispered “you have been given an OTPSPE...you’re welcome”
OTPSPE by Widebutthole March 13, 2019
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OTPSJ • OTPHJ • OTPBJ • #otpbj • Oopsjaculate • otpfj • OTPHJTC • OTPHJUTTIFOYM • OTPJ • OTPRJ
Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
OTPHJ by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
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"Over-the-pants-blowjob" A delicacy in most cultures that can be harder to come by than a plain blowjob.
"Yea I got an OTPBJ from Monica yesterday, she said it was like sucking on a napkin"- Bill Clinton
OTPBJ by Chastelivin March 12, 2014
Over-the-pants-rim-job. Much cleaner than the traditional rim job and definitely tastier.
Kathryn sure gave Eddie a serious OTPRJ
OTPRJ by Otis Allen October 29, 2009

Otpsexual 

When you feel attraction (love e.t.c) towards your OTPs, instead of actual people.
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Liz: No. I'm otpsexual
Otpsexual by OnionTears April 14, 2016
Abrebiation for "Over The Pants Hand Job", this is the art form of a male receiving a handjob over his pants.
Dude Lexi just gave me an OTPHJ.
OTPHJ by Jaredbrenner33 February 1, 2016
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