OOKPTSD 

Short for "out-of-kitchen post-traumatic stress disorder". Refers to the fact that women who bring home the bacon (primary breadwinners) feel a complicated mix of emotions, the result of being independent and career-oriented while also feeling guilty about not being at home and raising the family.

If she has OOKPTSD, she should just quit her job as a lawyer and raise the kids.

OOKPTSD by andrewistheshit November 30, 2009