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kuchisake-onna 

In Japanese mythology, the ghost of a woman who was married to a samurai. She cheated on him with another man, and when her husband found that out, he killed her by cutting a slash wound on her face that ran from her mouth to her cheek. Nowadays, she roams the streets at night with a surgeon's mask and asks random people the question "Do you think I'm pretty?". If you say no, she will mutilate you. However, if you say yes, she will reveal her full face to you. Then she will ask the same question. Again, if you say no, you will still be mutilated. If you say yes again, she will cut your face in order to make you look like her. The only known way to avoid death during a confrontation with a kuchisake-onna is by saying that she is neither pretty nor ugly or some other unexpected answer. Right after answering, throw something at her and run for your life.

The kuchisake-onna's name means "slit-mouth woman" in Japanese.
Kuchisake-onna: Am I pretty?
Person: Yes
*removes the mask
Kuchisake-onna: Now am I pretty?

Person: Yo mamma's so old

*runs away
kuchisake-onna by Thats16myboi October 28, 2019
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himono-onna 

japanese slang meaning:
"dried fish - woman".

"himono-onna - girls in their twenties whom outside their home puts on a lively face, but as soon they get home, they change into their shirts and their hair are tied up like a samurai-style topknot, and they might even scratch their ass. snack in one hand, and canned beer in the other. on weekends they don’t go to blind dates, when they don’t have work they eat and sleep and eat and sleep and not a single guy around them." -- from Hotaru no Hikari (jdrama).
she's a himono-onna!
himono-onna by hantaro August 28, 2008

christ onna cracker

christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation
Christ onna cracker, locking yourself out of the house twice in one day is fucking brainless.
Onnat means “on that”. Lost of people in the NJ/NY area use it on a daily basis and is usually used in text messages and conversations.
“Don’t worry about the bill, I gotchu onnat”
“I ain’t know you were onnat type of stuf bro”
onnat by kingkb4 January 7, 2019

onna otaku 

Japanese term meaning, "she-geek". Normally used to describe girls that go no where without their Nintendo DS, taking care of their virtual dogs, or playing on a computer constantly or obsessively reading manga and anime. (Normally yaoi.)
Oh wow, she's so nerdy, she must be an onna otaku.
onna otaku by rawryalawl June 24, 2006

Onthatile 

Onthatile is an extremely awesone person!she takes shit from no one and has a ridiculous amount of swag.she is amazingly funny and an amazing friend.any guy would be lucky to have her.
"Who are those girls?!"
"That's Onthatile and her gang"
Onthatile by annonomousswag January 20, 2012