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omputer
omputer by DementedRock May 31, 2017
Omituary
Omituary - (ō-, -ˈmi-chə-rē) {considered vulgar} A vile attempt by a wicked parent or step parent to erase the existence of an unwanted family member.
Omituary by Trashsmurf March 18, 2011
OMFIPU
An acronym for "Oh My Fucking Invisible Pink Unicorn".
Sometimes exclaimed by atheists, agnostics, and other religious skeptics as an alternative for "OMFG".
Sometimes exclaimed by atheists, agnostics, and other religious skeptics as an alternative for "OMFG".
p,ominubyvtcrxezq
when your'e so bored you started searching keyboard combinations and started from right to left. other examples: qazpl,wsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p, qzwxecrvtbynumi,o.p
I was so bored I started looking up urban dictionary words from random keyboard key like p,ominubyvtcrxezq
p,ominubyvtcrxezq by is this real? August 4, 2019
omious
omious by tyler's car radio December 7, 2018
omcputer
When you are laughing a shit load and you're typing at the same time, you get typos. Omcputer is a result of that. It means computer, just typo'd.
xGoDLyNooBx: LOL
xGoDLyNooBx: OMFG
CLTCOMMANDERSSSD: lol
xGoDLyNooBx: apple jacks is apple hax, apple being the apple omcputers
CLTCOMMANDERSSSD: omcputers?!?!
CLTCOMMANDERSSSD: LOL
xGoDLyNooBx: OMFG
CLTCOMMANDERSSSD: lol
xGoDLyNooBx: apple jacks is apple hax, apple being the apple omcputers
CLTCOMMANDERSSSD: omcputers?!?!
CLTCOMMANDERSSSD: LOL
omcputer by xGoDLyNooBx December 28, 2004
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.