Omituary - (ō-, -ˈmi-chə-rē) {considered vulgar} A vile attempt by a wicked parent or step parent to erase the existence of an unwanted family member.

Wow, Ted did you see that you weren't mentioned in your father's omituary?

Omituary by Trashsmurf March 18, 2011

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OMFIPU

An acronym for "Oh My Fucking Invisible Pink Unicorn".

Sometimes exclaimed by atheists, agnostics, and other religious skeptics as an alternative for "OMFG".

OMFIPU, my cat just puked on the floor again. =(

OMFIPU by Anarkism March 10, 2010

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p,ominubyvtcrxezq

when your'e so bored you started searching keyboard combinations and started from right to left. other examples: qazpl,wsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p, qzwxecrvtbynumi,o.p

I was so bored I started looking up urban dictionary words from random keyboard key like p,ominubyvtcrxezq

p,ominubyvtcrxezq by is this real? August 4, 2019

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omious

the same thing as spoopy but with a touch of gay. pronounced as oh-mi-us.

"Wow, that rainbow light sure is omious."

omious by tyler's car radio December 7, 2018

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omcputer

When you are laughing a shit load and you're typing at the same time, you get typos. Omcputer is a result of that. It means computer, just typo'd.

xGoDLyNooBx: LOL
xGoDLyNooBx: OMFG
CLTCOMMANDERSSSD: lol
xGoDLyNooBx: apple jacks is apple hax, apple being the apple omcputers
CLTCOMMANDERSSSD: omcputers?!?!
CLTCOMMANDERSSSD: LOL

omcputer by xGoDLyNooBx December 28, 2004

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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