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OMFSMBDiC 

OG, mixtape, fire, success, money, bitches, dick, independent, cock

Or: Oh my fuck suck my big dic (easier to remember)
IG bio: Listen to my words! #OMFSMBDiC
OMFSMBDiC by Ya gurl fa May 14, 2015
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Oh, my Flyng Spaggetti Monster. More funny version of OMG
Moron1: I hacked Microsoft's webpage last night.
Moron2: OMFSM! That's Incredible!
OMFSM by OMFSM October 2, 2007
"Oh, My Flying Spaghetti Monster!" is an atheist's version of OMG... and yes, it is also more funny. A "Z" may be added at the beginning for extra emphasis ;-)
Zomfsm... that's the best new-ish acronym yet!
OMFSM by saturn_000 February 23, 2008
OFSM ( Oh My Flying Spaghetti Monster)
It's an atheist version of OMG ( Oh My God).
Guy "OMFSM did you see that?"
Guy 2 "Yeah totally!"
OMFSM by Zombieleon January 9, 2010
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026