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Obnoxiously Literal-Minded One. A person who takes sarcastic or tongue in cheek comments literally, either because they honestly can't tell the difference, or because they know it will piss you off.
"Yeah, I love having mono. It's the most fun I've had all year."
"Really? That's pretty weird."
"Shut up, OLMO."
by maryla September 04, 2007

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A class clown who tries to make jokes to ease tension in awkward situations, and a caring person who typically always cares about people they consider close to them unless wronged upon (if these type of people are in your lives, treat them right you will need them eventually)
I need a olmos type of person in my life right now.
by Kershaw#22 January 26, 2017

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