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oohlalaness 

Oohlala = the expression of surprise
ness = often refer to a state or quality.

Oohlalaness describes a person who has that sense of oohlala when you look at them and/or compare them to other people if they make you go oohlala with the sort of stuff they do or think about them when they never seize to amaze you.
Guy: yuck in general or yuck in comparisson to moi?
Girl: yuck compared to your ooolalaness oohlalaness.
Guy: nice word. :D

Girl: ^^

Girl: but that's what you have!
Guy: oooolalaness?
Girl: yea.
Guy: ◕ ‿ ◕
oohlalaness by Faceless Intent June 29, 2010
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1. chocolate
2. a term used by a delusional rainbow haired asian boy when overly happy
Source: EXO Sehun
Person 1: Guess what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Exo is having another comeback in 3 days!
Person 2: OHOLAT! Yehet!
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word used for the replacement of curse words; element of surprised speech
tanya: i think im pregnant
jeremy: OhhDangg!!!!!
OhhDangg by CrackerJackGirl April 1, 2009
Oklahoma Higher Learner Access Program (abbrev. OHLAP) is an Oklahoma's Promise scholarship granted for low income parents. Parents with an income of less than $50,000 a year and high school student(s) who worked their ass off earned it. There are specific high school courses that must be taken in order for OHLAP to be rewarded. OHLAP is one of the fastest growing scholarships in Oklahoma. OHLAP pays full tuition towards your college degree. This is a very godly/Chuck Norris scholarship that people take for granted. To date, over 30,000 students enrolled for OHLAP since its inception (source: my high school counselor). The higher your parent’s income, the better your ACT scores have to be in order to achieve…OHLAP (ACT score of a 30 right here BOOYAH! Flawlessly pwned). In order for the effects of this scholarship to remain beneficial, you must maintain a grade point average of an A> (3.60>.) and "promise" to stay away from trouble (i.e. drugs, alcohol, your mom). This scholarship can only be negated by successfully acquiring your bachelor degree or simply "student of failures." On the negative side of the spectrum, if you procrastinated your ass off and haven't procure your bachelor degree within the five years period, then OHLAP's powerful effects will eventually diminish; hence, your balls will be tragically suppress in a hectic manner (which in turn leads to death of purple balls). Absurdly, OHLAP has some dark secrets to deny its existence by your side (which will, in terms, give you a deadly purple nurple). For more history on OHLAP, you must google it. I'm only here to provide this information b/c I have too much time in my hands. Yes, I know; I'm very immature, but I'm hope you're smart enough to tie your own shoes and determine which information is false (i.e. your balls and breast being mutilated).
Vy and I got OHLAP b/c we pwned every AP courses. And mainly, b/c I can bench press 345lbs in high school and pwned the AP Calculus exam with a five. OHLAP is pleased. HOOAH!
OHLAP by benchmax345 August 25, 2008