OH STARS

the thing your second grade teacher told you to say instead of oh god.

kid; oh god i forgot my homework at home

teacher;dont say that its bad, say oh stars or something else than putting gods name in vane

kid; whatever

by B_parker_01 March 24, 2015

oh my stars

The pious alternative to "Oh my god." Used almost exclusively by grandmothers and Southern churchgoers. Antiquated.

"Oh my stars, that poor woman. I always said she deserved better than that man."

by catsnacks October 19, 2015

The most death metal exclaimation one can make. In the vein of such weaker exclaimations such as "Oh my god." or "WOW".

Oh my stars, I can't believe she just ate shit out of another girls asshole. Nasty shit you download, Luke.

by JayR June 18, 2004

I saying used when you meet someone you've heard of or touched something that could have reset all your character development

Mainly used in steven universe

Peridot - Oh my stars i touched it! I could've lost all my character development!

by Sky_the_gay_dragon December 18, 2021

The typical reaction of a Brendan Frasier enjoyer when he or she sees a negro.

by gioisdying February 26, 2023